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{"type":"standard","title":"It Ain't No Crime","displaytitle":"It Ain't No Crime","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6091531","titles":{"canonical":"It_Ain't_No_Crime","normalized":"It Ain't No Crime","display":"It Ain't No Crime"},"pageid":16117109,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9f/ItAintNoCrime.jpg/320px-ItAintNoCrime.jpg","width":320,"height":308},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/ItAintNoCrime.jpg","width":322,"height":310},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1188009747","tid":"a5342810-9154-11ee-95e1-f6dc1a74f58e","timestamp":"2023-12-02T20:52:03Z","description":"2007 single by Joe Nichols","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Ain't_No_Crime","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Ain't_No_Crime?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Ain't_No_Crime?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:It_Ain't_No_Crime"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Ain't_No_Crime","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/It_Ain't_No_Crime","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Ain't_No_Crime?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:It_Ain't_No_Crime"}},"extract":"\"It Ain't No Crime\" is a song written Tom Shapiro, Tony Martin, and Mark Nesler. It was recorded by American country music artist – Joe Nichols. It was released in December 2007 as the second and final single from Nichols’ 2007 album Real Things. The song peaked at number 16 on the US Hot Country Songs chart and at number 5 on the Bubbling Under Hot 100.","extract_html":"
\"It Ain't No Crime\" is a song written Tom Shapiro, Tony Martin, and Mark Nesler. It was recorded by American country music artist – Joe Nichols. It