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{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}
{"type":"standard","title":"Fern Lake Patrol Cabin","displaytitle":"Fern Lake Patrol Cabin","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5444463","titles":{"canonical":"Fern_Lake_Patrol_Cabin","normalized":"Fern Lake Patrol Cabin","display":"Fern Lake Patrol Cabin"},"pageid":21024750,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Fern_Lake_Patrol_Cabin.jpg/330px-Fern_Lake_Patrol_Cabin.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Fern_Lake_Patrol_Cabin.jpg","width":360,"height":270},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1224156910","tid":"a07ae04c-139c-11ef-a7f8-b7ec2957564e","timestamp":"2024-05-16T15:54:50Z","description":"Historic house in Colorado, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":40.33805556,"lon":-105.67611111},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fern_Lake_Patrol_Cabin","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fern_Lake_Patrol_Cabin?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fern_Lake_Patrol_Cabin?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fern_Lake_Patrol_Cabin"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fern_Lake_Patrol_Cabin","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Fern_Lake_Patrol_Cabin","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fern_Lake_Patrol_Cabin?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fern_Lake_Patrol_Cabin"}},"extract":"The Fern Lake Patrol Cabin in Rocky Mountain National Park was designed by National Park Service landscape Daniel Ray Hull and built in 1925. The National Park Service Rustic cabin was used for a time as a ranger station. It was destroyed by the East Troublesome Fire in 2020. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1988, and was delisted in 2022, after being destroyed by the East Troublesome Fire.","extract_html":"
The Fern Lake Patrol Cabin in Rocky Mountain National Park was designed by National Park Service landscape Daniel Ray Hull and built in 1925. The National Park Service Rustic cabin was used for a time as a ranger station. It was destroyed by the East Troublesome Fire in 2020. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1988, and was delisted in 2022, after being destroyed by the East Troublesome Fire.
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{"fact":"The tiniest cat on record is Mr. Pebbles, a 2-year-old cat that weighed 3 lbs (1.3 k) and was 6.1 inches (15.5 cm) high.","length":120}
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{"fact":"In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98\u00b0 F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won\u2019t darken and they will stay a creamy white.","length":315}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
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