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Arnøyhamn is a village in Skjervøy Municipality in Troms county, Norway. The village is located on the southern shore of the island of Arnøya. The village is about 5 kilometres (3.1 mi) east of the village of Akkarvik. Arnøy Church is located in this village.
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Trachylepis tandrefana is a species of skink, a lizard in the family Scincidae.
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