{"type":"standard","title":"Kenneth Nowakowski","displaytitle":"Kenneth Nowakowski","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q546477","titles":{"canonical":"Kenneth_Nowakowski","normalized":"Kenneth Nowakowski","display":"Kenneth Nowakowski"},"pageid":21275065,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/Kenneth_novakowski_new_westminter_88136.jpg/330px-Kenneth_novakowski_new_westminter_88136.jpg","width":320,"height":478},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Kenneth_novakowski_new_westminter_88136.jpg","width":1752,"height":2616},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253269343","tid":"dfd01914-9286-11ef-8327-d014a41153fa","timestamp":"2024-10-25T04:09:05Z","description":"Ukrainian-Canadian Greek Catholic bishop","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Nowakowski","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Nowakowski?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Nowakowski?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kenneth_Nowakowski"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Nowakowski","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kenneth_Nowakowski","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Nowakowski?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kenneth_Nowakowski"}},"extract":"Kenneth Anthony Adam Nowakowski is the bishop of the Ukrainian Catholic Eparchy of Holy Family of London. He was ordained a priest on August 19, 1989 at St. George's Cathedral in Saskatoon, SK and a bishop on July 24, 2007 in Vancouver, BC. On January 15, 2020, he was appointed as bishop of Ukrainian Catholic Eparchy of Holy Family of London.","extract_html":"
Kenneth Anthony Adam Nowakowski is the bishop of the Ukrainian Catholic Eparchy of Holy Family of London. He was ordained a priest on August 19, 1989 at St. George's Cathedral in Saskatoon, SK and a bishop on July 24, 2007 in Vancouver, BC. On January 15, 2020, he was appointed as bishop of Ukrainian Catholic Eparchy of Holy Family of London.
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{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
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{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
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Stillach is a river of Bavaria, Germany. At its confluence with the Breitach and the Trettach in Oberstdorf, the Iller is formed.
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